Tuesday, 13 March 2012

What is a Line?/Initial Ideas


Chat up Lines for Graphic Designers

I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.

Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?

If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.

I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.

Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space

Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap? 

If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “sexy”, I bet there’d be a picture of you.I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick

If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?

Just looking at you from across the bar, I could tell you display high Brightness and Vibrance, and have multiple Layers

You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?

I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.

If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette.

I dig your look and feel.

If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold. 

Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.

When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000?

Do you want to touch my B├ęzier curves?

What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?

Mind if I take you for a usability test?

If only Helvetica Neue what I would like to do to you...

What Pantone are your underwear?

Would you be interested in exploring a figure/ground relationship?
 My Haus or your Haus?
You're turning my descender into an ascender.

How many levels of progressive disclosure is that dress?

I wouldn't hit Ctrl+Z after a night with you.

You know the hotkey to my Magic Wand Tool.

Let's go to bed and do the baseline shift.

Adobe should've called it InDesire.

With you, I'd never stop().

I hate Comic Sans too... wanna dance?

When I saw you, I had an Akzidenz Grotesk in my pants.

You put the ho in Hoefler.

My parents are from Pakistan and Latin America... that makes me Palatino.

I'm sorry, is my div tag open?

I'm hotter than Yuri Arcurs.

Mind if I perform a press check on you?

You are one hot Firefox... how about some Private Browsing?

Bartender, a Distilled Postscript here for my new friend. 

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